audiencepolice
Welcome to the ranks of Audience Police, where public art, public safety, and public sanity collide.
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If you received a ticket from an Audience Police officer, you are obviously guilty. To pay your debt to society, please enter the official Audience Police Academy.
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Unlike real policing, which requires precise collection of evidence, use of guns and tasers, and wearing of cool uniforms, Audience Police is a civilian force that hands out tickets to rude people at formal concerts. We give them the benefit of the doubt by assuming that they don't know any better. Audience Police officers should be courteous and friendly when doing their duty; remember that today's violator is tomorrow's new recruit.
Before you print your tickets, brush up on the rules by entering the official Audience Police Academy.
Click below to get your printable tickets in PDF format: